There was once a young man named Freddy Blue and he had a real passion for playing the bagpipes in fact, he was planning on becoming a professional, but there was one problem he was really bad. He was so bad that everybody that heard him play had their ears bleed profusely for several hours so he could never play in front of anyone except he greatest companion Gibbles his pet turtle, Gibbles loved his bagpipes, because... well because Gibbles had a very rare mental disorder that whatever sound waves entered his ears would turn out to be the complete opposite. GIbbles new Freddy really wanted to make to the top playing bagpipes, and since he wasn't aware of his disability he had called every bagpipe recording company he could find, which wasn't many ( I mean come on who plays bagpipes anymore ) and he couldn't find any that wanted to sponsor young Freddy.
One day Freddy prayed to his messiah called Amp Deaker. The day afterward he went to go practice his bagpipes and what he found to be was the most greatest sounds he had ever heard. He awoke Gibbles playing this wonderful music and Gibbles let out the most hideous cry, it was so high pitched Freddy's window shattered when Freddy asked what was wrong Gibbles sound that it sounded terrible.
The day after young Freddy found that he could make just about anything sound good with his bagpipes, he got so many calls from not just bagpipe recording companies but all the companies he could think of, such as big chain stores. As he thought of which one to go with, Gibbles came up to him and asked him nicely if he would not go with any and not play anymore, and of course he sayse no to pursues his childhood dream. As he puts on his first show he feels so confident, as he blows the first note it sounded terrible. As he was booed of stage, he though and he couldn't think of what could of went wrong.
Young Freddy Blue could never play the bagpipes ever again. No matter how hard he tried he never could play anything even close to the night before he completely left his pet turtle Gibbles. Was there a moaral to this story, if you can find one there is but I wrote just for the hell of it.